With thank to Krass for this...

[staxxy]

Can't. Stop. Looking.

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

Comments

[evaria.livejournal.com]

Oh dear fuck, she's waaaay scarier then clowns.

[noxenlux.livejournal.com]

LOL..

hehe..

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

oh hell yes.

[randomdreams.livejournal.com]

No she isn't. She's chew-your-face-off scary but she isn't 9023870560897 of them climbing out of a VW and coming at you with their big squeaky shoes and you can't possibly kill them all even with a flamethrower scary.

[evaria.livejournal.com]

Umm the problem is that I've seen a lot of women who are slightly less frightening (but only just) then her so their actually could be 9023870560897 of them. They wouldn't be coming out of a VW though, it'd be a SUV.

[littlebuhnee.livejournal.com]

This. I'd rather have a million of her than one clown. *shudders and goes to curl up in a corner*

[cass404.livejournal.com]

Brain bleach, please.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

heheheheheheheh

[violetdawn.livejournal.com]

The thing I think is most scary is that she probably thought she looked like the other girl.

[reddheart.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

I cry nao *rinses eyes with bleach, followed by shampoo, followed after that with a protein rinse*

[javagoth.livejournal.com]

Oh dear LORD! Gah!!

[foomf.livejournal.com]

Who is that sad, sad, sad woman?

[rev-blacky.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's a woman?

[foomf.livejournal.com]

Magic 8-ball says: "Answer Hazy, Try Again Later"

[rev-blacky.livejournal.com]

I am now going to go watch donket on midget porn to try and burn the image out of my brain.
Ah, who am I kidding.
I was going to watch the donkey on midget porn anyway!

[wbyonder.livejournal.com]

I had a feeling I was going to see that picture again when you mentioned having Krass to thank for it.

[rockinkitten.livejournal.com]

HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA ouch my eyes!

[sistawendy.livejournal.com]

That facial musculature is something for the medical journals. Or maybe dental journals.

[theblackdeer.livejournal.com]

Oh, dear.

1. Overplucked and drawn in brows = FAIL
2. Sun damage = FAIL (sunscreen is our friend)
3. Frosty eyeshadow on wrinkly eyes plus half fake lashes placed in the wrong spot = FAIL
4. Porn lips drawn too big = FAIL

FAIL FAIL FAIL

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

these are a lot of the hysterical for me, actually. I *want* to feel sorry for her, but WOW do I just NOT. Clearly, all of this was done intentionally. 0.o

The overall effect is terrifying, but she really belongs in a makeup book under "don'ts".

I believe my comment, within the laughter, was "Oh My God!! The Lip Liner!!!!BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" as that is the bit that *really* sticks out for me.

[theblackdeer.livejournal.com]

Yes, you can tell she's not an unattractive woman. Grow out the brows, wear soft matte neutrals, etc...sweet Jesus, it took a lot of effort to look that horrible!

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

I knew it would be that pic. It could have been nothing else. Hahaha!

I am trying desperately to picture her done up nicely . . . what I would do to fix that situation. It's fun to think about.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

I think Melantha sums up the problems nicely (in the comment before yours).

I would probably start with redoing the lips COMPLETELY.

Well, really, I would probably start with some intense moisturizing for a week.

Oh, and I would *LOSE* the funky fake blue contacts.

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

Yep . . .

I think someone should break her of lipliner altogether, & give her some pink rose gloss. Her original lipshape is probably fine, but she is not cut out to maintain lip-pencil. I'm not either. I only wear lip pencil and lipstick for photography, because when I got out I like to drink from glasses and kiss cheeks and whip my hair into my mouth while I dance; my favorite behaviors simply do not support anything but a clear gloss or a mauve lipstick one shade darker than my own lips. :)

And her poor hair has been burnt by peroxide to hell and back. She needs a deep conditioning & a gentle, darker, non-permanent color wash on there (whatever is put on there will be sucked up like a sponge almost permanently anyway, so it had better be done by a Pro). And some sort of silicone shine product.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

I totally agree about her hair and lip habits.

as for *your* habits, all of these things can be done with a lip stain, as well. :)

[savannarama.livejournal.com]

Indeed! I do have one lipstain--and I endorse it for those unwilling to engage in the maintenance of lipstick/pencil. :) It's a Revlon; plum shade . . .

[theblackdeer.livejournal.com]

I do this with almost everyone I see, having worked in cosmetics for 10 years.

[housecerulia.livejournal.com]

(Creepy picture!)

This is Foxipher, posting to you from our house LJ account. I just added you so you can see posts about Game Night. :)

[lestat669.livejournal.com]

wow that looks like some of the woman here in AZ.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

0.0 you wear sunglasses a lot, though, right? Cause... damn.

[lestat669.livejournal.com]

yes I do.

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

good man! At least you won't be blinded by the fright. ;)

[jola.livejournal.com]

I friended you, just wanted to drop you a note of explaination (we have friends in common), no pressure to friend me back, it's cool :)

[staxxy.livejournal.com]

as I like to say when gaming "Go Team Telepath!" I have been thinking about friending you this week as well. :D

We do have many friends in common, and a couple of communities too. :D